blitz

mmmm sex

2002-06-16T16:17:54Z

You're LUST! Sex, sex, sex! It's all you think about! You're not opposed to having more than one boy/girlfriend, and you're very flirtatious. You're represented by the color blue.

QUIZ TIME

2002-06-13T04:49:46Z

You've realized that there's noway you can get through life without sitting back and laughing at it. There's lots of funny things in this world, and stupid people to make fun of, to provide endless entertainment to the many number of people that surrond you. But sometimes you should acknowledge that not everything is joke material, yeah... it sucks, but being serious at the right moments is important too. But when the tension needs breaking, we can all expect you to be the one to do it with a witty one-liner.

eh good enough

You managed to piss off western countries by killing innocent people to get you're hands on oil fields that don't belong to you! That's THEIR job, so a task force was sent to kick you up the backside. They succeeded, but you managed to make them look stupid when it was reviled that the American armed forces had somehow shot down four times as many missiles then you actually owned, and the UK was selling you guns and weapon parts while at war to use against them! So "daddy's little boy" is after you now. Considering what happened the last time, I bet you're SO scared!

What tin-pot dictator are you? Take the "What Dictator am I?" test at PoisonedMinds.com

blitzripper @ 2002-06-09T20:04:00

2002-06-10T01:06:15Z

oh yeah i guess he's not a pussy, but you know....

blitzripper @ 2002-06-09T16:13:00

2002-06-09T21:14:57Z

SUCH A FUCKING PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!
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blitzripper @ 2002-06-09T16:06:00

2002-06-09T21:07:52Z

Fuck Randy is a pussy

blitzripper @ 2002-06-05T19:04:00

2002-06-06T00:05:59Z

I act like I'm 19.
This test was brought to you by David - Part of the David and James phenomenon. Take it here.

blitzripper @ 2002-06-03T00:17:00

2002-06-03T05:18:53Z

just got back from work and camping all weekend, missed my fraft again i wonder who i got. i can believe how bad the avalanche lost, i mean i can see them losing a close game in overtime or something but 7-0? for a game 7 Western Conference final which some people consider the actual Stanley Cup, i'm ashamed opf them but oh well i'll get over it GO CANE'S!. Got baseball play-offs this week dont think were gonna win thugh we suck :D, exams coming up i'll have to write most of them, oh well i'm going to be gone camping and drinking and working and playing summer-league baseball and hockey camp this summer so dont expect too many updates. IN OTHER NEWS: the new eminem album rocks ass

blitzripper @ 2002-05-22T17:38:00

2002-05-22T22:39:52Z

which Episode II character are you?

Probably the greatest Jedi Knight of all. Like Obi Wan, you are wise and keep your feet on the ground at all times. You will not be outsmarted by anyone. You are always faithful to your friends. Be careful though, danger lurks around every corner - you could even be betrayed by those closest to you.

wow spoilers and i havent even seen the movie yet, i need to go see that, spiderman, and scooby-doo. stupid drivers ed is screwing everyhting else, i missed some baseball game, havent seen a movie in a month, and i dont like it. grr, my baseballl game was cancelled today too

blitzripper @ 2002-05-15T23:48:00

2002-05-16T04:49:32Z

blitzripper @ 2002-05-15T17:57:00

2002-05-15T22:57:52Z

Click Here To Find Out Which Symbol You Are

blitzripper @ 2002-05-13T00:20:00

2002-05-13T05:21:18Z

Beginning:
What time is it: 11:53 PM

What is the date: May 12, 2002

Info About You:
Full Name: Steven **** Davey
Age: 15.
Sex: Male
Birthday: November 1986
Where do you live: Just outside of Portage La Praire, Manitoba
Where else have you lived: here
Zodiac Sign: Saggitareus
What school do you go to: Portage Collegiate Institute
What is your mascot: a Tiger
What are you school colors: Blue and Yellow
Nicknames: oh everything, Tony, Earl, Moneybags, etc
Where were you born: Portage
What hospital: uhh Portage
What are your hobbies: Drumming, Skateboarding, Hockey, Baseball, shooting hoops, IRC, Music
Hair color: Dirty Blonde
Ever died your hair: going to
Hair length: uh sorta wing's on the side i guess
Eye color: blue
Height: 6'1"
Have any pets: Tons, i live on a farm
What are their names: too much time
What do you fear most in the world: actually Snake's, i hate them, i want to kill them all
What do you regret the most: Not going to yellowquill from grade 1
If you could do anything without consequences, what would it be: something good
Do you have braces: No.
Do you have glasses: Yes.
Are you good at school: okay.
Shoe size: 13, you know what they say about guy's with big feet :D

Favorites:
Car: 63 Ford Meteor
Color: Orange
Teacher: Mr. Kostachuk
Class: Gym.
Day of the week: Friday.
Holiday: Christmas
Season: Winter.
Month: November
Sport: Hockey, Skateboarding, Football, Baseball, Basketball
Movie: Twister or American Pie
Actress: Britney Spears cause she's hoochie momma hot
Actor: Mike Myers
TV show: The Simpsons.
Food: Big MAc
Drink: Coke or Iced Tea
Band: Blink 182
Male Singer: Tom Delonge
Female Singer: Britney Spears because "see above"
E-Mail buddy: umm bob
Brand of Shoes: Etnies!!
Radio Station: 97.5, 1290 AM
Room in your house: My room.
Concert you have been to: a big-ass punk concert with like, Sum 41, Good Charlotte, forget what it was called
CD: Blink 182 - Enema of the State
Pizza Topping: Pinapple
State: Arizona
City: Winnipeg
Country: Canada
Letter: S
Number: 22
Vacation Spot: Phoenix
Cereal: Corn Pops
Ice Cream Flavor: Caramel
Video Game: Goldeneye

Your Friends:
Best Friend:Randy i guess
Spend most time with: bryan
Who do you have the most inside jokes with: Randy
Who you live closer to: Randy
Who you live farthest from: uhh i dont know
Who haven't you talked to in a while: Jesse
Who you've known the longest: Trevor

This or That:
Red or Blue: Blue.
Pretzels or Chips: Chips.
Jeans or Khakis: Jeans.
Comedy or Drama: Comedy.
Computer or TV: Computer.
Gold or Silver: Silver.
Outgoing or Shy: Shy.
Tall or Short: Tall
Breakfast or Dinner: Dinner.
Day or Night: Night.
Radio or CD's: Radio.
Internet or Phone: Internet.
Rap or Pop: Neither
Happy or Sad: Happy
Sexy or Cute: Sexay
Tough or Wimpy: Tough
Strong or Weak: Strong
Funny or Hilarious: Hilarious.
Summer or Winter: Winter.
Love or Lust: Love.
Friends or Family: Friends
Car or Truck: Car.
Dog or Cat: Dog.
Walk or Run: Walk
Inside or Outside: Outside.
Hurricane or Tornado: Tornado.
Thunder or Lightning: Lightning.
Rain or Snow: Snow.
Hail or Sleet: Hail.
Sunny or Cloudy: Cloudy.
McDonalds or Burger King: Macdonalds
Hardees or Arby's: ewww not Arby's
Coffee or Tea: the real Iced Tea, none of that cold tea crap
Coke or Pepsi: Coke
Mr. Pibb or Dr. Pepper: Dr. Pepper.
White chocolate or normal: normal
Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera: BRITNEY SPEARS!
Black or White: Black.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Diary or Journal: Journal
Writing or Typing: Typing.
Cold or Hot: COLD.
Pen or Pencil. Pen.
Candle or Insence: -
Plain paper or Lined paper: Lined
Blonde or Brunette: Blond's have more fun
Curly or Straight: no preferance
Blanket or Sleeping Bag: Blanket.
Shower or Bath: Shower.
Body Wash or Soap: Soap
Wal-Mart or Target: Wal-Mart
American Eagle or Abercrombie: -
Hamburgers or Hotdogs: Hamburgers.
Cedar Point or Kinds Island: -
Pocahontas or Mulan: Mulan i guess
Pop-Tart or Toaster Strudels: Either.
Chicken or Turkey: Chicken
MTV or VH1: MTV
Shorts or Pants: Pants.
Spanish or German: -
Rich and Dumb or Poor and Smart: Poor and Smart.
Markers or Colored pencils: Colored Pencils.
Boxers or Briefs: Boxers.
Nike or Adidas: Nike
Mercedes or BMW: BMW, because bond says so
Army or Navy: Army
Orange or Grape: Grape.
Striped or Plaid: neither
Hot Tub or Sauna: Either.
Skittles or M&M's: M&M's
Letterman or Leno: Leno.
Drummers or Guitar Players: Drummers.

How would you spell it:
This part was dumb so mrsaturn skipped it.

Love Life:
If you could kiss anyone in the world, who would it be: not tellin
If you could date anyone in the world, who would it be: not tellin
Do you prefer being the dumper or the dumpee: dumper, ha if she was a real stuck up bitch i'd be like, get the fuck out, i'd be cool
Do you think there is a person for everyone: I really don't know.
If yes, do you know who yours is: No. I might never find out.
Do you believe in love at first site: sure
Have you ever been in love: Yes.
What do you think love is: How the hell do I explain that.
Are you in a relationship: No.
How long have you been together: -
How did you meet: -
How long did it take until you started dating: -
What do you like about your loved one: -
When was your first kiss: My first kiss ever was 3 years ago.

Past:
1st grade teacher's name: Ms. Old cranky lesbian
Last meal you ate: Big Mac
Favorite childhood cartoon: The Simpsons
Last person you flipped off: Dagan, :P
Last song stuck in your head: unwritten Law - Seeing Red
Last time you bled: a couple of hours ago when i missed the landing on a immpossible

Present:
What's in your CD player: ha mine's broke
What color socks are you wearing: None.
What's under your bed: everything
What's the weather like: dark
What time did you wake up today: 3 in the afternoon, lol
Did you think it was earlier, later, or on time: on time :P

Future:
Who do you want to marry:some hot cool chick
Are you going to college: yep
If so, how long do you want to go: No clue yet.
Where do you want to go: U of Michigan, U of Minnesota, Boston College, U of Manitoba
What is your career going to be: Hockey Player

Where are you going to live: Apartment probably.
How many kids do you want: I don't know.
Kids names for girls: Fleur or Blaze
Kids names for boys: Jake or Carter
Where do you want your honeymoon: I don't know.
What kind of car will you have: Something expensive :D
What kind of house will you have:a fucking mansion

Have you ever:
Smoked: Yes.
Been drunk: loads of times
Been high: Nah i'm not into that
Done weed: see above
Skinny dipped: Not yet :O
Stole: Yes.
Stayed up all night on the internet: Yes.
Met someone off the internet (In person): uhh was supposed to meet Cyan but he didn't show
Cried over a guy/girl: nah
Been in a fist fight: yep
Been in a cat fight: noooo.
Wanted to kill someone: Yes.
Thought of suicide: no

blitzripper @ 2002-05-12T23:34:00

2002-05-13T04:35:31Z

yep, drivers ed is a bitch

blitzripper @ 2002-05-02T00:08:00

2002-05-02T05:12:25Z

Find your Role-Playing
Stereotype at mutedfaith.com.
[Angel.]

blitzripper @ 2002-04-30T00:21:00

2002-04-30T05:25:39Z

How much of a freak are you?

i got a busy week ahead tell you about it tomorrow

blitzripper @ 2002-04-28T20:09:00

2002-04-29T01:14:08Z

well after watching those movies i have figuered something out, if a movie is good it makes me depressed. i kno this sounds weird but if a movie is good it always makes me want a sequel and most of the time there isn't a sequel so it makes me depressed. For example i watched American Pie last night and at the end it made me want more to see what happens and since i missed American Pie 2 in theatres i'm going to go get it when i get paid again. and right now i'm depressed because that's like 2 weeks away, does anybody else feel that way, because i think i'm going to go watch it American Pie for the 3rd time in 24 hours
later

blitzripper @ 2002-04-28T15:06:00

2002-04-28T20:10:26Z

You will live in Apartment.
You will drive a Green Jeep Cherokee.
You will marry Britney Spears and have 3 kids.
You will be a Hockey Player in Canada

www.playmash.com

blitzripper @ 2002-04-27T19:40:00

2002-04-28T00:44:37Z

Well i was out till like 4 last night at a party, then got called in way before my shift was supposed to be so i ended up doing a 9-5, which really sucked since i had a hangover :/ oh well but i got paid today :) so i bought like 4 videos and chips and drinks, and i'm going to spend the whole night watching movies yay!
i'm out for now
later

blitzripper @ 2002-04-22T22:03:00

2002-04-23T03:09:12Z

yeah i know i dont post here much, but i dont really like writing, so you know.
life's okay baseball, work, links has me pretty busy but dont worry manly blitz will always be here to save you!
dun dun dun dun

blitzripper @ 2002-04-20T23:24:00

2002-04-21T04:28:30Z

Take the What High School
Stereotype Are You? quiz, by Angel.

lol what a surprise

Take the What Type of Friend are
You? quiz, and visit mutedfaith.com.
[Me.]

rofl

i'm a pup.

what kinda pet are you?

quiz made by muna.

wow i'm a dog

blitzripper @ 2002-04-13T14:34:00

2002-04-13T19:38:36Z

New Survey Yay
.favorites.
x. number - 22
x. color - orange
x. band - i like lots of bands
x. sex - ?
x. color M+M's - bluie
x. hair color - blond
x. clothes brand - Kewl
x. tree - Oak?
x. grade - 10
x. animal - dog
x. food - pizza
x. drink - iced tea
x. disney movie - The Rookie
x. holiday - Christmas
x. street name - Rocjet Richard Boulevard
x. school mascot - The Raptor guy
x. soda - coke.
x. magazine - Maxim or The Hockey News
x. cologne - none.
x. perfume - none
x. word - Fuck
x. sport - Hockey
x. coin - umm the 1000000000000000000000000000 dollar coin i have...
x. football team - Winnipeg Blue Bombers
x. nickname - MoneyBags
x. gum flavor - i dont like gum
x. eye color - blue
x. weather - Snowy
x. vegetable - carrot.
x. flower - rose.
x. music - Punk
x. piercing - ears.
x. bug - caterpillar
x. ice cream - chocolate chip
x. candy - Wicked Worms
x. cartoon - South Park
x. fruit - apples.
x. season - winter
x. cereal - Corn Pops
x. month - November
x. drug - beer?

.about you.
x. name - Steve
x. nicknames -moneyBags, Earl, Tony
x. location - Canada
x. height - 6'1"
x. siblings - a little brother and sister

.crush side.
x. do you have a crush - yeo
x. who is it - a girl
x. are you going out with someone? - not right now
x. do you love them - n/a.
x. do they know this - n/a.
x. do they care about you - n/a.
x. what do you look for in a date - personality, looks

.do you think you are.
x. pretty - umm no
x. funny - yep
x. friendly -most of the time
x. amusing - yes
x. retarded - yes.
x. ugly - nah.
x. loveable - sure
x. pessimistic - no.
x. optimistic - yep
x. caring - yeah
x. sweet - sure
x. dorky - nah
x. gay - WTF No

blitzripper @ 2002-04-11T22:20:00

2002-04-12T03:24:50Z

well today i actually got to do something cool, Jennifer Botterill a member of the Canadian Olympic Women's Gold Medalists came to outr school and i actually got to hold a gold medal. It ways a lot more than expected. and mitch aske her is she wanted to go out with carter, it was funny

blitzripper @ 2002-04-10T15:48:00

2002-04-10T20:52:14Z

well i'm sick so i think i'll do some quizzes

which children's storybook character are you?

this quiz was made by colleen

i'm ken fool :P

Hey, I smell something fishy here... oh my, its YOU! You
are "Not Macaroni and Cheese". Did you miss the point of
this completely!! You ain't cheesy! You ain't representin',
you ain't keeping it real!

Take the What Kind of Macaroni and Cheese Are You? Quiz

Created by LJ User RobProv222 twon

:D

Which "Saved By The Bell" Character Are You?

You are Sonic the Hedgehog!

Which Sonic Adventure 1/2 character are YOU?
by Ame Tenchi

kickin

1. Name? Steve
2. Age? 15
3. Height? 6'1
4. Zodiac Sign? Saggitareus
5. Birthday? November 22, 1986
6. Birthplace? Portage la Praire, Manitoba, Canada
7. Eye color? Blue
8. Hair color? Blond
9. Religion? None

Where do you...
10. Go to school? Portage Collegiate Institute
11. Live? right outside Portage la Praire
12. Hang out? Home, rink
13. Eat out the most? Macdonalds
14. Want to be when you're twenty? in the NHL
15. ...when you're thirty? See previous.
16. ...when you're forty? See previous.
17. Want to be right now, the most? hmm, Playboy mansion
18. Think you belong? The Hockey Rink fools

What...

19. Movie theater do you go to? umm the only one in Portage
20. Pets do you have? lots, cats, dogs, cows, horses, goats. (i live on a farm)
21. Is there on your desk right now? My cat, my computer, way too much stuff.
22. Color socks are you wearing, if any? none
23. Languages do you speak? English, a little bit of French
24. Languages do you want to speak? umm, marish
25. Do you think you are? God >:D
26. Do you want to be? God >:D
27. Is your best memory from the past? when i met Keith Tkachuk
28. Is your deepest desire for the future? not telling :D
29. Type of shoes do you wear? And 1, or Addidas
30. Brand of pants are you wearing right now? Jean's
31. Do you hate most? Murray Kitson
32. Do you love most? Hockey
33. Do you want most? not telling

What's your favorite...

34. Type of scone? scone?
35. Flower? Rose i guess
36. Kind of day? Friday or Saturday Night
37. Way to spend an afternoon? Playing Hockey
38. Person to talk to? umm my friends
39. Song? I have lots of favorite songs.
40. Ice cream flavor? Chocolate, Cookie's and Cream
41. Breakfast drink? Iced Tea
42. Language of love? ?
43. Time of day? Night

Describe...

44. Your room. A big mess of hockey and video game stuff
45. Your house. Hum...okay, I guess.
46. Your dream-room. lots of cool things
47. Your dream-house. see above
48. Your face. cool, but some zits :(
49. Your hands. normal
50. The CD you have in your CD player right now, your favorite song on it, and why? Blink 182 - Take off your pants and jacket, Anthem part 2, it speaks the truth
51. The look you like to see most on your friends face. A smile.
52. Your favorite summer evening. Hanging out with friends
53. Your favorite winter evening. Playing Hockey all night with my friends
54. How and when you were born. i was...thats gross fool
55. How and when you want to be re-born. hmm a girl, just to see what it would feel like
56. Jesus as you see him. Randy, >:D
57. Sunrise through your eyes. blinding
58. The way you write a letter to someone you love. i just talk to them in real life
59. The way you write a term paper. the day its due :P
60. The way you want to be kissed. Frenched ;D
61. The biggest fantasy you've ever had. i dont know
62. How tight your pants are, and what that means about you as a person. Baggy, usually meaning i'm laid back
63. What makes you the angriest. Murray the stupid asshat
64. What makes you the happiest. playing hockey
65. How math makes you feel. Confused
66. How English makes you feel. Okay.
67. How history makes you feel. Bored and sleepy.
68. How science makes you feel. okay
69. How having nothing to do makes you feel. Booooored...
70. How having too much to do makes you feel. confused
71. Your favorite author's style of writing. k
72. Why your favorite song is your favorite song. the beat
73. What having a hole in your pocket means. Shrug
74. Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye. k
75. How vegetarians make you feel. hungary
76. The person whose arms you want to curl up in right now. a hot girl's

Free Association:

77. Bird. time to shoot :P
78. Dog. fun
79. Revenge. Schwing
80. Red. sexay
81. Blue. water
82. Monkey. timmy
83. Shoes. cool
84. Socks. black
85. Toes. Nail.
86. Metal. bat
87. Poetry. okay i guess
88. Angel. god
89. Hell. where Stockwell Day is going
90. Purple. girlish
91. White. Black.
92. Love. Girls
93. Hate. murray
94. Pink. hot
95. Brown. poop
96. Summer. baseball
97. Winter. hockey
98. Fall. off
99. Spring. slush
100. Re-incarnation. Cool.

If you were...

101. A Chinese takeout dish, what would you be? rice and meatballs
102. A famous poet, who would you be? No idea.
103. A character from a TV show, who would you be? bart simpson
104. A character from a movie, who would you be? bill from twister
105. A character from a book, who would you be? harry potter ;P
107. A flower, what would you be? a rose, cause i'm dangerous and cool
108. A country, what would you be? Canada cause we ROCK!!! :D
109. An appliance, what would you be? toaster
110. A jungle animal, what would be? cheetah
111. A stuffed animal, what would you be? lion
112. An emoticon ( you know, the smiley-faces ), what would you be? :P
113. An item of clothing, what would you be? Hoodie
114. A stereotype, what would you be? A Jock
115. A book, what would you be? comedy
116. A CD, what would you be? a punk cd something like blink 182
117. Sent back into the past, who would you be? Knight
118. Reincarnated, who would you be? A Female hockey player
119. A Beatle, which would you be? the drummer
120. A word, what would you be? hockey
121. A sentence, what would you be? hello my name is wayne lets play hockey
122. A poem, what would you be? Casey at the bat
123. A type of monkey, what would you be? middle sized, agile
124. An emotion, what would you be? playful
125. A president of the past, which would you be? Clinton :D
126. A period in history, which would you be? the time with castles and such
127. A sushi roll, what would you be? Um?
128. A part of anatomy, what would you be? the hair

In four words...

129. Describe yourself. An cool sporty person
130. Describe your mother. short, okay, whiny, bitchy
131. Describe your father. funny, cool, farmer, sporty
132. Describe a friend of your choice, same sex. likes sports, hot girls
133. Describe a friend of your choise, opposite sex. hot, cool, understanding
134. Describe your perfect lover. Sporty, and good looking
135. Describe your perfect day. Playing sports with girlfiend
136. Describe your perfect shoe. a cool skateboarding shoe
137. Describe the one thing you must always take with you. stick, puck, hat, shoe's
138. Describe your mental illnesses. lots
139. Describe your favorite food. pizza cheesy, pinapples, ham
140. Describe love. Something I don't understand.
141. Describe hate. Stupid people, stupid reasons.
142. Define peace. okay i guess :/
143. Define "anti-disestablishmentarianism." a very long word
144. Describe Egypt. sand, hot, not cold
145. Describe pollution. comes from Los Angelas
146. Describe a river you remember. Wet, cold, flowing, deep.
147. Describe the last thing you ate. pizza pop tasted bad
148. Describe how you're feeling right now. Sick, shitty, tired, okay
149. Describe how you felt yesterday when you first woke up. see above
150. Define "nervous." something that happens alot
151. Define "happiness." Something I really want.
152. Define "fear." Dark, alone, panic, death.
153. Define "freedom." 16, car, license, money
154. Define "pain." Something I have often.
155. Define yourself. fool :P

blitzripper @ 2002-04-09T00:34:00

2002-04-09T05:38:11Z

i like to burn things
that is all

blitzripper @ 2002-04-02T19:47:00

2002-04-03T01:51:33Z

well i kinda stopped with the journal but oh well i started my work at Zeal pretty good, yeah school started again now i'm kinda let down :/ oh well

blitzripper @ 2002-03-28T14:48:00

2002-03-28T20:51:57Z

What Marauder are you?

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